Crossdress Cure

A priest had a parishioner who was a crossdresser and attended church in a baggy green blouse and a straight red skirt. When he asked the crossdresser if he could help the crossdresser replied, "1'm really worried about it. 1 need help." The concerned priest arranged for the crossdresser to attend a clinic and saw nothing of him for some months. One day, to the priest's horror, the crossdresser reappeared at church in a beautiful Channel suit. "But I thought that you were not coming back until you were cured", remonstrated the priest. "I am cured", the crossdresser replied, "I have a wonderful fashion sense now !"