What is a Crossdresser??

A crossdresser is a man who would marry Elle mainly for her frocks. 
A crossdresser is a man with Hers and Hers towels. 
A crossdresser is a man who never wants for feminine company. 
A crossdresser is a man who understands "Cathy" cartoon strips. 
A crossdresser is a man who can open envelopes with his fingernails. 
A crossdresser is a man who owns one suit and twenty-seven frocks.